Fallout: Equestria Resource

Crazy? I'm not crazy! Am I? I forgot. Maybe I am. That crazy test I gave myself didn't seem to turn out very well. I got low test results. It's pretty embarrassing giving yourself a low test grade. A B+ isn't exactly high. Or maybe it is. Did I do good? I don't know. Let the pirates decide! You are ...

Mech? Mech!? What a silly name! Or perhaps too silly. So silly that it's not silly! I think so, but it could be better. Maybe add a few vowels, a little blood here and there, and maybe a niiiice flower to top it all off. Does this mean you can fix my arm? It's the only one I got, and it doesn't like...

Jet? Jet...Jet...Jet! Nope, not a clue. Or maybe a clue. Twice a clue always helps. Who are you again? Nonexistant? Noooo, of course not. I must remember to water that before I get to my work every morning. Can't have enough people to kill! No, wait. I don't kill people, silly me. My guns do. Obviou...

Ah, yes, another newcomer. How nice. Or very jubilant! Maybe he's a nice fella? No, no, maybe, no, yes! No, of course not. Or maybe, that works too. Why? Why must I constantly contradict myself? Obviously it was those cannonballs I tried to eat! Who knows what those pirates put in them! They were qu...

odd Odd? Odd!? I'll tell you what's odd! ...Wait, I'll think of something... No...no...nope, did that last week. Would you like this? No, wait, I need that. Here, try this instead. It's made of metal. Good for your fiber! Dont lightly made silver things eat metals? I thought they did. Silver is an ...

Faindragon? Like Raindragon? Does it rain a lot where you live? I once knew a dragon. Once. But not twice. Twice knowing a dragon is expensive. Wait, did I know a dragon? No, wait, silly me. I am one. Cyberized mechanical magical dragon-alien from the future, yep, yep, Mhmm! Hey, don't give me that ...

OI! What is with this self-indulging thread! It's madness! And that's coming from me! Pirates everywhe- oh, wait. No pirates. That would be silly. Being the different one, I don't recommend mine. After all, there are a ton more better ones out there than mine about a self-fueled contradiction on leg...

volrathxp wrote:Going to be using Stable 110 for FoE Starlight. Stable was dedicated to the studies of archaeology, paleontology, and anthropology. Home stable for Daring Do.

Well I used that number for mine but, since its all non-canon I guess I don't have anything to say 'bout it. Just lettin' you know.

The part with the loud bangs! Those were fun. The quiet bangs, too, but they weren't loud, no. Quiet bangs aren't loud..hmm...I should fix that! Someone get me my new arm! This one chaffs! And that's saying something considering I only have one! Why couldn't I be born with more arms! This thing is f...

More new ones! Wonderful! I will have to prepare the Macerator! Wait, no, these are not fruits. No, that's where rocks go! No, wait, I was right the first time. Macerator. So can I dip him in? Can I? Can I? Oh, wait! I completely forgot! I can't do this... Not without an eyepatch! I need more eyepat...