Death, blood, hate, and destruction. These aren't familiar concepts to a delivery pony living in New Ponyville during the year 1048. He's got it all, an amazing kid, a job he loves, and a wonderful home. The Equestrian Dream at its finest, until one day while he was on his way to pick up his goddaughter and disaster struck. He doesn't know how he arrived in the wasteland, but it's clear that somepony like him is desperately needed in this world of violence and evil. Because when duty calls...you answer the phone.